A happy home life is vital to all other lasting success. While I am a big fan of marriage, and hope to one day marry again, and remain convinced that “no other success can compensate for failure in the home,” (James Edwards McCulloch), I appreciate and
fully understand the poignancy of emotion expressed here.
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Lewis Grizzard
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead." Ann Landers
"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again." Clint Eastwood
"The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers." Woody Allen
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." Mickey Rooney
