I mentioned a couple of too-good-to-be true e-mails the other day. I get a lot of them, but out of habit I delete them as they come. Out of curiosity, I just let them pile up for a day. In seven hours, I got 23 junk e-mails.
So far I’ve won free gift cards from three national stores. 
I’m getting free toothpaste, free wrinkle cream, free airline tickets, a free laptop computer, a laptop dance (whatever that is – and no mention of it being free), a free trip to a distant theme park where I can meet a mouse personally, free business cards, free sports drink, a free list of foreclosures in my area, and messages from women who apparently know I haven’t had a date in a long time. Oh, and I can play online betting games.
I can think of only two responses. One, liar liar pants on fire. Two, Select All, Empty, Report All Messages As Junk E-Mail, OK, get back to work.
