Apparently the easiest way to make a lot of money is 
to write a book about how to make a lot of money, and be sure to use the word "Millionaire" in the title. Since most of those seem to have been done already, I am going to make my fortune with an addition to the popular and highly successful "Dummies" series.
The first title will be Oreos For Dummies. Not to give away the plot, but it'll be all Oreos: plain, the twist, and – the dip. Look for it in bookstores near you.
While you're in the bookstore, get yourself a copy of Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry. July is coming up, and there's not better time to read McMurtry's Pulitzer prize-winning masterpiece.
