Stop The World From Spinning (Of Course, Not Drinking So Much In The First Place Is The Better Idea)
Here's one last way to trick your body, by Kate Dailey, Men's Health:
One too many drinks left you dizzy? Put your hand on 
something stable.
The part of your ear responsible for balance - the cupula - floats in a fluid of the same density as blood. "As alcohol dilutes blood in the cupula, the cupula becomes less dense and rises," says Dr. Schaffer. This confuses your brain. The tactile input from a stable object gives the brain a second opinion, and you feel more in balance. Because the nerves in the hand are so sensitive, this works better than the conventional foot-on-the-floor wisdom.
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