Would you hire you? This is from Start Late, Finish Rich by David Bach:
The don't do their job.
They don't do what they say they will do.
They come to work late.
They come to work with personal problems.
They wait to be told what to do.
They punch the clock.
They are content with mediocrity.
They complain.
They gossip.
They never say thank you.
They have bad attitudes.
They smoke – and take smoking breaks.
They surf the Internet, check personal e-mails, and spend time Instant Messaging friends.
They lie.
They steal.
They do good work, not great work.
